An apt movie theatre sign considering it reminds me of a movie. Went to the first movie I've been at in awhile which coincidentally was a good reminder why I don't go see movies. Someone please see this movie and explain to me why reviewers think it's good (pirate it online though, for the love of god don't spend your money).


Lyrics of the Day (for tomorrow): Are you ready for some foooottttbbaaalll?!?!?! Monday Night Football Song

So you wanna retake Calc 3 huh?

Ask and thou shalt receive. Umlaut asked for more quizzes and being the compassionate blog owned that I am I've obliged him so here is your weekly quiz, the newest Friday installment. Remember kids, closed notes, no calculators, and no peaking at wikipedia.


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Sometimes I think I'm still in kindergarten (if you know why then you are too).


Lyrics of the Day: You know 8D isn't just the size of the wood, it's a way of walking around and saying hey I don't care how big it is. 8D - Forilla

Math is not something you learn in the Indiana public school system, but hey at least it gets me a gumball.


Lyrics of the Day: But it started blue collar like Basic and Reese, BART to embarcadero, we couldn’t sell a beat. I couldn’t sell a verse at first, that was weak. We’d speak on telephones tried to work for the man, might have called your home to sell you a scam. Say G&E - Grouch and Eligh

At least they only enforce them for 24 hours, leaves plenty of time to park there illegally.


Lyrics of the Day: Coolin at a scene like a horse in a stable, some brother got ill tried to snatch a fat cable. I'm Housin - Rage Against the Machine

Ping pong balls, required. Terrible cartoon picture drawing in CVS, vomit worthy.


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Because why shouldn't you get married somewhere where you can make drunk college kids nights?


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Apparently they like their beer here quite a bit, jokes on them I bought whiskey. Anyone ever think Keith Stone looks like a grungy Jack Black?


Lyrics of the Day: These lyrics don't make sense, think i've found the evidence, that yeti is my papa and he wants to protect, me! Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass) - Tenacious D

There are three constants in life: death, taxes, and how much grading quizzes sucks. The Kubler-Ross model has never been so close to accurate to something completely random; I feel like a disappointed mother grading these things.

Anyways here is the first quiz I ever wrote. How many of YOU would get 100%? (and shame on you engineers who look it up, be a (wo)man and derive it!)


Lyrics of the Day:

Some classrooms come standard equipped with a your basic mini confessional. No fancy bells and whistles but it gets the job done. There's definitely no chance that I snuck in one of them, definitely not.


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Wednesday

I mean they're famous, nuf said alright.


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Tuesday

People in Lafayette have some kind of genetic disability when it comes to parallel parking. I've seen no less than three people hit the car behind them (or one of my friends) and this. Sometimes the little things make you miss home.


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Monday

At some dining halls your trays just vanish into infinity, kind of non-Euclidean huh?


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Sunday

Until we meet again Cali, it's so hard to leave.


Lyrics of the Day: California, rest in peace. Dani California - Red Hot Chili Peppers

Saturday

And that's a bar-mitzvah Quentin Tarantino style. Can't go wrong when you bernie and sit in an 850,000 dollar Ferrari all in the same night. Could the song today be anything else? Photos courtesy of Sue Brenner.

Lyrics of the Day: We do this every weekend, we movin' like Bernie Movin' Like Bernie (4-year old version) - ISA

Friday

At Indianapolis Airport, where the ceiling art dangles like jellyfish because they are jellyfish.


Lyrics of the Day: You know uh, verily the Gods do favor me this morning MOTHA FUCKA! Kite - Rives