This is what a new house looks like.


Lyric of the Day: No I won't be afraid, no I won't be afraid. Just as long as you stand, stand by me. Stand by Me - Ben E. King

Discovered Bukaki Sushi where they bring you your sushi on boats!


Lyric of the Day: Good morning sun, I am a bird, wearing a brown polyester shirt. Still Fighting It - Ben Folds

This was the radio station that I used to blast the walrus. Positive ratings were given in the form of singing passersby so I know my show was good. Bet half of you didn't know how to pluralize passerby.


Lyric(in preparation) of the Day: Wake up, wake up, wake up, it's the first of the month. 1st of the Month - Bone Thugs N Harmony

This is what a soy milk donation jar looks like, smiley faces are essential. I can't wait to celebrate my first Ronald Reagan Day. "Of course for me personally I don't need a special, you know, day for Ronald Reagan because I honor President Reagan everyday in the way I live my life and in the way I govern this great state of California... Ronald Reagan is my hero." -Arnold Schwarzenegger


Lyric of the Day: What are the odds of, one true love? You say high, but I have my doubts. Creeps Me Out - Ima Robot

The day in 3 commas: Padres game(win) with dad, Julia's last night in SD, and in case anyone was worried we will be mathematically correct going forward.
Number of the Day: 19, the number of batters straight the Padres retired to end last game
Quote of the Day: "Good chess players think 5 moves ahead, great chess players think 1 move ahead but it's always the right move."


Lyric of the Day: We try but we didn't have long. And I Was A Boy From School - Hot Chip

Lyric of the Day: Ah ha, push that fuss, everybody move to the back of the bus. Rosa Parks - Outkast

IS BLEAK(x2). RIP.


Lyric(Poem Line) of the Day: Oh your goddamn dimples are so garish that even golf balls get self conscious. Nickel - Rives

The Cardiff Kook fell victim to the latest, and definitely most elaborate, prank. Yesterday just the fins were circling the surfer and today the shark pried through the concrete and attacked. Everyone hates the poser so much that a petition was created to keep the shark instead of his awful surfing stance. Even such high profile celebrities as Taylor Swift, Lady GaGa, Michael Jordan, Justin Bieber, Lebron James and President Barack Obama came out in support of Jaws.


Lyric of the Day: In all this, recognize your right to push back. Push - Common Market

Mike's favorite radio show. Who is going to eat a soggy quesadilla anyways?


Lyric(s) of the Day: I exhibit all the time like I'm pimping your ride.
And they say desegregation was a big step forward, but integration only covered up a rotten core. North by Northwest - Blue Scholars

Apparently McDonalds renames your friends.


Lyric(and song meant to be played with the song from yesterday) of the Day: All the soldiers say, "It'll be alright, we may make it through the war if we make it through the night." People Say - Portugal. The Man

Power out on the whole block, in hindsight we should have done some light painting. Things change faster than I can keep up with these days, but it's not like I didn't have a shot at this one.


Lyric of the Day: No, you don't move me anymore, and I'm glad that you don't, cause I can't have you anymore. O.N.E. - Yeasayer

Lyric of the Day: Can't Hurry Love - The Supremes

I felt like I was in an episode of the Hills yesterday. At least Mike chose to impress up by playing 52 card pickup with his mouth in his sleep. I don't know what I'm going to do without Woody Paige for a week.


Lyric of the Day: (Thanks for opening my eyes and helping me to realize hat tomorrow ain't promised. Gotta live your life to the fullest. What's life if you ain't enjoying it, Know what I'm talking bout?) Ultimate Victory - Chamillionare

Havasupai Floatopia was a go. The ratio was nice, the rays were better, and there were girls passed out in giraffes on top of turtles on top of bigger turtles everywhere (well maybe just two).


Lyric of the Day: But I can do the star trek sign, see killer dude. Everybody Nose Remix - N.E.R.D.

Haven't updated for four days, apparently that is one of the adverse effects from a weekend of time traveling. That and a really boring picture. Happy Bastille Day!


Lyric(Poem) of the Day: My church has three stomachs because our fear is hard to swallow but love always has room. Drunk Text Message to God - George Watsky

Lyric of the Day: But I'd be fine, wasting our time, not doing anything here. Just doing nothing. A.M. 180 - Grandaddy

Stumbled across a real nice commencement speech given by Michael Wilbon. I liked that he didn't give the illusion that everyone is going to be successful and that life will be easy. Notable quotes include:
Another line I wish I had written was uttered by that noted philosopher Mike Tyson. It's a compact and powerful line, just like Mike's punches. He said 'Everybody's got a plan, until they get hit.' Just remember, you are gonna get hit.

All of their video bars are purple, that must be what school pride feels like. The song of the day is from the Hangover but mostly for Mike Tyson (shhh... this is my favorite part coming up right now).



Lyric of the Day: I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord, and I've been waiting for this moment for all my life. In the Air Tonight - Phil Collins

Paul the Octopus struck again, crushing Germans hearts all over the world. At least he didn't set them up for a letdown this year. I'm sure Spain is a blast to be in right now (unless you have a strict wife).


Lyric of the Day: And I'll sit and wonder, of every love that could've been. If I'd only thought of something charming to say. Sound of Settling - Death Cab for Cutie

"Hey Nick, what do you think the number would be if I rolled all these dice right now?" You better bet I said 52, strange world.


Lyric of the Day: Without love, where would you be now. Long Train Running - Doobie Brothers

A very eventful and well planned 3rd of July party, plenty of thundercats but 95% already had cages. Grecian security was at its finest, kicking out blacked-out, salsa dancers (and their friends too). Vean insisted on the title Erectus Maximus while displaying dance moves that reached levels of whiteness only thought to be hypothetical. Tom held a symposium on statues with boners but the crowd quickly protested until the subject was changed to a classier discourse on barrel's of dicks. We witnessed the emergence of Shaun's alter-ego, Lunchbox Shaun. All in all, a good night to be told that I am the best bicyclist ever.


Lyric of the Day: Yo I'm livin' in this time behind enemy lines, so I got mine, I hope you ("got yourself a gun"). Got Yourself a Gun - Nas

Life lesson learned: there is such a thing as too much beer run. Great times and great company. Who knew 3.5 could make so many people look like kids in a candy store.


Lyric of the Day: Oh when I look back now, that summer seemed to last forever. Summer of 69 - Bryan Adams

Burnouts, drags, and asshole, with no particular relation to each other.


Lyric of the Day: And the waitress is practicing politics, as the businessmen slowly get stoned. Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it's better than drinking alone. Piano Man - Billy Joel

I hope this fortune turns out to be every bit as sexual as it promises. The Walrus has been absolutely on fire of late which just makes every day even more chipper.

"It's 11:11! I would make a wish but everything I could want is right here. Except maybe unicorns." -At Casey's (the girl one) 22nd Bday


Lyric of the Day: Yeah your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea. Brandy - Looking Glass

"There's a Chase Headley fan hoping for him to get on the bag." -Mark Grant

My one and only moment of fame thanks to Channel 4.


Lyric of the Day: Move you hips with me darling, oh sugar come on. Crooked Crown - The Anniversary

Living is Beautiful

Last consistent Mahi sighting ever. Things start to get progressively more sad from this point out but summer does not stop for anyone. I guess it's better that way but it never feels like it. Jeff's 21st last night with plenty of debauchery. If you recognize this bathroom then it is safe to say your room got flipped.

I don't usually say anything about the song of the day but this is one has a message you should try not to forget.


Lyric of the Day: Living is beautiful/What, what? It's beautiful/Be as I be, see what I see/Paradise is life and living is surviving. Living is Beautiful - Pep Love

Lyric of the Day: Abstract's the major, minor, eighty-eight keys solo/With frequency, modulation, and foot pedals. Stop Biting - Abstract Rude ft. Tribe Unique

"Ya but I eat anything when I'm drunk. Seriously you could put a fat c*ck on the table right now and I would eat it." -Defense of someone's dislike of white cheddar cheese-its.


Lyric of the Day: We don't get f*cked up no more, we get wasted. Wasted - Gucci Mane ft. Piles

Beer darts yesterday (board below). You can play find the lizard with the first picture (hint it's dead).


Lyric(Song) of the Day: Storm Returns - Prefuse 73

Plan Emergen-C 30 was enacted after trivia, which required simultaneous uttering of the world "thirty" checked by cutting edge voice analysis software to make sure the words perfectly synched, followed by a retina scan, a urine test, DNA analysis, and finally a trek through the dreaded aggro crag.


Lyric of the Day: Stressin' how hardcore and real she is, she was really the realest before she got into show-biz. I Used to Love H.E.R. - Common Sense

"Now who here wants to hear a good story about a bridge?"


Lyric of the Day: Sometimes I wish I could rewind. Turtleneck Coverup - Ozma

Late night symposium (topics included pickled eel vomit).


Lyric of the Day: You know you've got it, child if it makes you feel good. Piece of my Heart - Janis Joplin

I hate the mall, just people dressing up to go dress up, but the company was idyllic.


Lyric of the Day: I am an epiphany. I am webbed foot mammal channel surfing my way to the top. Battery - Aesop Rock

Toy Story 3, the saddest movie of all time.

Out of context conversation from last night:
1) I'm getting pretty fluid at this.
2) What do you mean?
1) Usually my conversations are terrible but that one was smooooooth.
2) Dog you had to say like 2 lines, "One for Toy Story" and "Thank you".
(I'll give you a hint, Mike is number 2)


Lyric of the Day: Someday my name and hers are going to be the same. Bus Stop - The Hollies

These are your fish on drugs.


Lyric of the Day - And finally you have found something perfect, and finally you have found yourself with me. Hard to Concentrate - Red Hot Chili Peppers

GAC in Enc, that's about as far as we got on the puzzle.


Lyric of the Day: She said, I don't normally take dates in here; Security came and said "I'm sorry there's no skating here". Kick Push - Lupe Fiasco

I've been on a 3 day hiatus so that means plenty of pictures. Just gonna throw together a list of highlights: Quarter-bowl(172!), Padres game, T(equila) Timeout, the 2006 Kenta, Laker's finals and the aftermath. If you were there for any part of it it was fun as hell.


Lyric(x3) of the Day: You learn to be a man without losing the boy in you. Shoot Down the Stars - Gym Class Heroes

I want it now, I want it now, give me your heart and your soul. Hysteria - Muse

Hot Chip will break your legs, snap off your head. Hot Chip will put you down, under the ground. The Warning - Hot Chip

Max was in town for 12 hours yesterday so Fiki and I went and visited with him. The smaller England cooked pasta and we all sat around and talked (sometimes even about butt-chugging). Dad comes to town today and quarter-bowling makes a reunion tour.


Lyric of the Day: I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven, when I awoke I spent that on a necklace. Can't Tell Me Nothing - Kanye West

Cousin just got to Encinitas to live in the old house indefinitely. I always forget how much fun we have together until he we hang out. Him coming out here also means I finally get my restored, late Christmas present. She's a beauty; low action, narrow neck, and a fantastic tone to name a few things. Hager's graduation BBQ today and drunk shenanigans with old people.


Lyric of the Day: TBA

Graduation

What a great night to end the year, party bus, walks to the beach, h to hs, and drunk igloo, to name a few things, but today belongs to the world cup, USA! Happy Graduation to everyone.


Lyric of the Day: I guess I thought that this would never end, and suddenly it's like we're women and men. Graduation Song - Vitamin C

Insanely hard final followed by trivia night. We didn't do so hot last night but I put the blame on our team name. Janelle tried to flip my number over to make 69 (I'll let you figure out how well that one went). 5 hours until my last final, guess I should open the book.


Lyric of the Day: I hate the ending myself, but it started with an alright scene. Disenchanted - My Chemical Romance

Late night and early morning, it must be finals week and I must be screwed for this test. Here's a little finals humor to keep you going.


Lyric of the Day: She used to dream of moving pictures, now she slips into the sky. Only for the Night - RX Bandits

Today you get a special, three pictures for the price of one. This about sums it up I think. The sign that left the house with streetwalker Jemmy came complete with a full page map on the back, just incase someone picked her up on the streets. Did I mention that she did 6 whole beer bongs?

It's black Wednesday so I'll also give you two lyrics for the price of one.


Lyric(s) of the Day: Being a man means not giving a fuck to live or die.

So don't be an over-consuming American asshole,
If you gotta be an asshole at least use recycled paper products, damn. Rivers Run Dry - Grouch and Eligh