An apt movie theatre sign considering it reminds me of a movie. Went to the first movie I've been at in awhile which coincidentally was a good reminder why I don't go see movies. Someone please see this movie and explain to me why reviewers think it's good (pirate it online though, for the love of god don't spend your money).


Lyrics of the Day (for tomorrow): Are you ready for some foooottttbbaaalll?!?!?! Monday Night Football Song

So you wanna retake Calc 3 huh?

Ask and thou shalt receive. Umlaut asked for more quizzes and being the compassionate blog owned that I am I've obliged him so here is your weekly quiz, the newest Friday installment. Remember kids, closed notes, no calculators, and no peaking at wikipedia.


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Sometimes I think I'm still in kindergarten (if you know why then you are too).


Lyrics of the Day: You know 8D isn't just the size of the wood, it's a way of walking around and saying hey I don't care how big it is. 8D - Forilla

Math is not something you learn in the Indiana public school system, but hey at least it gets me a gumball.


Lyrics of the Day: But it started blue collar like Basic and Reese, BART to embarcadero, we couldn’t sell a beat. I couldn’t sell a verse at first, that was weak. We’d speak on telephones tried to work for the man, might have called your home to sell you a scam. Say G&E - Grouch and Eligh

At least they only enforce them for 24 hours, leaves plenty of time to park there illegally.


Lyrics of the Day: Coolin at a scene like a horse in a stable, some brother got ill tried to snatch a fat cable. I'm Housin - Rage Against the Machine

Ping pong balls, required. Terrible cartoon picture drawing in CVS, vomit worthy.


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Because why shouldn't you get married somewhere where you can make drunk college kids nights?


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Apparently they like their beer here quite a bit, jokes on them I bought whiskey. Anyone ever think Keith Stone looks like a grungy Jack Black?


Lyrics of the Day: These lyrics don't make sense, think i've found the evidence, that yeti is my papa and he wants to protect, me! Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass) - Tenacious D

There are three constants in life: death, taxes, and how much grading quizzes sucks. The Kubler-Ross model has never been so close to accurate to something completely random; I feel like a disappointed mother grading these things.

Anyways here is the first quiz I ever wrote. How many of YOU would get 100%? (and shame on you engineers who look it up, be a (wo)man and derive it!)


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Some classrooms come standard equipped with a your basic mini confessional. No fancy bells and whistles but it gets the job done. There's definitely no chance that I snuck in one of them, definitely not.


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Wednesday

I mean they're famous, nuf said alright.


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Tuesday

People in Lafayette have some kind of genetic disability when it comes to parallel parking. I've seen no less than three people hit the car behind them (or one of my friends) and this. Sometimes the little things make you miss home.


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Monday

At some dining halls your trays just vanish into infinity, kind of non-Euclidean huh?


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Sunday

Until we meet again Cali, it's so hard to leave.


Lyrics of the Day: California, rest in peace. Dani California - Red Hot Chili Peppers

Saturday

And that's a bar-mitzvah Quentin Tarantino style. Can't go wrong when you bernie and sit in an 850,000 dollar Ferrari all in the same night. Could the song today be anything else? Photos courtesy of Sue Brenner.

Lyrics of the Day: We do this every weekend, we movin' like Bernie Movin' Like Bernie (4-year old version) - ISA

Friday

At Indianapolis Airport, where the ceiling art dangles like jellyfish because they are jellyfish.


Lyrics of the Day: You know uh, verily the Gods do favor me this morning MOTHA FUCKA! Kite - Rives

Pro Walking Argument #42: In Indiana the construction signs are so big that I can walk under them without having to duck at all.


Lyrics of the Day: Chop that wood, carry water; what's the sound of one hand clapping? Englightenment - Van Morrison

Earthquakes, teaching, and hookah.

Pro Walking Argument #42: Sometimes you get to listen to friends try to convince other friends to cheat on their girlfriends with classy lines including, but not limited to, "I mean do you really see yourself marrying and spending the rest of your life with Allison".


Lyrics of the Day: Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone! Another Brick in the Wall Part 2 - Pink Floyd

One of the entrances to Academy Park. One of the more subtly cool areas of campus, Academy Park is engineered to amplify and create sound so if you stand at the middle and clap you can hear it echo. The berms are trimmed and maintained at optimal level for this kind of feedback. Today's song goes out to Kentapalooza.


Lyrics of the Day: Thirty grand, to the highest bidder but Chris Rock said, 'There's no sex in the champagne room'. Perfect Gentleman - Wyclef Jean

Today the San Diego Padres retired the number of all time saves leader and all around good man Trevor Hoffman. To anyone who has grown up in San Diego you know how much this man means to our baseball program and city. It was a bittersweet ceremony filled with lots of childhood memories for me. Trevor Time we miss you and wish you look. Of course there can only be one song today.


Lyrics of the Day: I'm rolling thunder, pouring rain. Hell's Bells - AC/DC

It feels weird eating a burger at 4:30 am at the same place my parents ate the morning of their wedding. Sorry for the picture mom but google returns like a thousand results on you so I figure it's ok. You still fail the asshole test though (for anyone who cares my mom likes to google her name plus bad things to see if it returns any results).


Lyrics of the Day: Good morning sun, I am a bird, wearing a brown polyester shirt. Still Fighting It - Ben Folds

There's no pause button in life but at least I get to be Michael Jordan and Adrian Gonzalez for a year. Kobe Bryant will have to wait. These are the "flowers" that my parents got me for my birthday.


Lyrics of the Day: It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to, fuck you it's my birthday. Happy Birthday to Me - The Vandals

A giant hayride type shuttle that rolls around campus. Plans are already in the works to steal and ghostride it.


Lyric of the day: And you know all my favorite singers have stolen all of my best lines. Blue Carolina - Alkaline Trio

A little hard to see but a giant model of my new city/campus that lives in the union. My apartment complex is even on there but it's impossible to see in a picture.


Lyrics of the Day (and overall awesome album): When I'm weak I draw strength from you, and when you're lost I know how to change your mood. Zero 7 - Destiny

And we're back...

Meowthville has officially come out of hibernation after a year long winter. There haven't been a lot of constants in my life lately but other than death and taxes the one thing that we can all count on is Windows being terrible. Even airport departure computers get blue screens. Guess I'm a Boilermaker now.


Lyrics of the Day: Me and my friends rolling like rockstars, so we buy the bar. Major Lazer - Keep It Going Louder