This was the radio station that I used to blast the walrus. Positive ratings were given in the form of singing passersby so I know my show was good. Bet half of you didn't know how to pluralize passerby.


Lyric(in preparation) of the Day: Wake up, wake up, wake up, it's the first of the month. 1st of the Month - Bone Thugs N Harmony

This is what a soy milk donation jar looks like, smiley faces are essential. I can't wait to celebrate my first Ronald Reagan Day. "Of course for me personally I don't need a special, you know, day for Ronald Reagan because I honor President Reagan everyday in the way I live my life and in the way I govern this great state of California... Ronald Reagan is my hero." -Arnold Schwarzenegger


Lyric of the Day: What are the odds of, one true love? You say high, but I have my doubts. Creeps Me Out - Ima Robot

The day in 3 commas: Padres game(win) with dad, Julia's last night in SD, and in case anyone was worried we will be mathematically correct going forward.
Number of the Day: 19, the number of batters straight the Padres retired to end last game
Quote of the Day: "Good chess players think 5 moves ahead, great chess players think 1 move ahead but it's always the right move."


Lyric of the Day: We try but we didn't have long. And I Was A Boy From School - Hot Chip

Lyric of the Day: Ah ha, push that fuss, everybody move to the back of the bus. Rosa Parks - Outkast

IS BLEAK(x2). RIP.


Lyric(Poem Line) of the Day: Oh your goddamn dimples are so garish that even golf balls get self conscious. Nickel - Rives

The Cardiff Kook fell victim to the latest, and definitely most elaborate, prank. Yesterday just the fins were circling the surfer and today the shark pried through the concrete and attacked. Everyone hates the poser so much that a petition was created to keep the shark instead of his awful surfing stance. Even such high profile celebrities as Taylor Swift, Lady GaGa, Michael Jordan, Justin Bieber, Lebron James and President Barack Obama came out in support of Jaws.


Lyric of the Day: In all this, recognize your right to push back. Push - Common Market

Mike's favorite radio show. Who is going to eat a soggy quesadilla anyways?


Lyric(s) of the Day: I exhibit all the time like I'm pimping your ride.
And they say desegregation was a big step forward, but integration only covered up a rotten core. North by Northwest - Blue Scholars

Apparently McDonalds renames your friends.


Lyric(and song meant to be played with the song from yesterday) of the Day: All the soldiers say, "It'll be alright, we may make it through the war if we make it through the night." People Say - Portugal. The Man

Power out on the whole block, in hindsight we should have done some light painting. Things change faster than I can keep up with these days, but it's not like I didn't have a shot at this one.


Lyric of the Day: No, you don't move me anymore, and I'm glad that you don't, cause I can't have you anymore. O.N.E. - Yeasayer

Lyric of the Day: Can't Hurry Love - The Supremes

I felt like I was in an episode of the Hills yesterday. At least Mike chose to impress up by playing 52 card pickup with his mouth in his sleep. I don't know what I'm going to do without Woody Paige for a week.


Lyric of the Day: (Thanks for opening my eyes and helping me to realize hat tomorrow ain't promised. Gotta live your life to the fullest. What's life if you ain't enjoying it, Know what I'm talking bout?) Ultimate Victory - Chamillionare

Havasupai Floatopia was a go. The ratio was nice, the rays were better, and there were girls passed out in giraffes on top of turtles on top of bigger turtles everywhere (well maybe just two).


Lyric of the Day: But I can do the star trek sign, see killer dude. Everybody Nose Remix - N.E.R.D.

Haven't updated for four days, apparently that is one of the adverse effects from a weekend of time traveling. That and a really boring picture. Happy Bastille Day!


Lyric(Poem) of the Day: My church has three stomachs because our fear is hard to swallow but love always has room. Drunk Text Message to God - George Watsky

Lyric of the Day: But I'd be fine, wasting our time, not doing anything here. Just doing nothing. A.M. 180 - Grandaddy

Stumbled across a real nice commencement speech given by Michael Wilbon. I liked that he didn't give the illusion that everyone is going to be successful and that life will be easy. Notable quotes include:
Another line I wish I had written was uttered by that noted philosopher Mike Tyson. It's a compact and powerful line, just like Mike's punches. He said 'Everybody's got a plan, until they get hit.' Just remember, you are gonna get hit.

All of their video bars are purple, that must be what school pride feels like. The song of the day is from the Hangover but mostly for Mike Tyson (shhh... this is my favorite part coming up right now).



Lyric of the Day: I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord, and I've been waiting for this moment for all my life. In the Air Tonight - Phil Collins

Paul the Octopus struck again, crushing Germans hearts all over the world. At least he didn't set them up for a letdown this year. I'm sure Spain is a blast to be in right now (unless you have a strict wife).


Lyric of the Day: And I'll sit and wonder, of every love that could've been. If I'd only thought of something charming to say. Sound of Settling - Death Cab for Cutie

"Hey Nick, what do you think the number would be if I rolled all these dice right now?" You better bet I said 52, strange world.


Lyric of the Day: Without love, where would you be now. Long Train Running - Doobie Brothers

A very eventful and well planned 3rd of July party, plenty of thundercats but 95% already had cages. Grecian security was at its finest, kicking out blacked-out, salsa dancers (and their friends too). Vean insisted on the title Erectus Maximus while displaying dance moves that reached levels of whiteness only thought to be hypothetical. Tom held a symposium on statues with boners but the crowd quickly protested until the subject was changed to a classier discourse on barrel's of dicks. We witnessed the emergence of Shaun's alter-ego, Lunchbox Shaun. All in all, a good night to be told that I am the best bicyclist ever.


Lyric of the Day: Yo I'm livin' in this time behind enemy lines, so I got mine, I hope you ("got yourself a gun"). Got Yourself a Gun - Nas

Life lesson learned: there is such a thing as too much beer run. Great times and great company. Who knew 3.5 could make so many people look like kids in a candy store.


Lyric of the Day: Oh when I look back now, that summer seemed to last forever. Summer of 69 - Bryan Adams

Burnouts, drags, and asshole, with no particular relation to each other.


Lyric of the Day: And the waitress is practicing politics, as the businessmen slowly get stoned. Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it's better than drinking alone. Piano Man - Billy Joel

I hope this fortune turns out to be every bit as sexual as it promises. The Walrus has been absolutely on fire of late which just makes every day even more chipper.

"It's 11:11! I would make a wish but everything I could want is right here. Except maybe unicorns." -At Casey's (the girl one) 22nd Bday


Lyric of the Day: Yeah your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea. Brandy - Looking Glass